Luck has a way of evaporating when you lean on it.

I guess Smart Seth is glad, he said reluctantly. But be careful. Idiot Seth is the guy to watch out for.

It's easy to make up weird stuff. It gets trickier when you want the weird stuff to be interesting and make sense.

The baby dove into the room, transforming grotesquely as it landed on the floorin a deft sumersault

Everyone should get to clobber a princess at least once," Jason said.

One eye is open to all truth, the other closed to all deception.

I was vanquished by a deer!' A giant magical flying deer with fangs,' Seth said, parroting a description Gavin had shared earlier. That sounds a little better,' Warren conceded. 'Seth is in charge of my tombstone.