The only thing that would make her jealous would be if I led a parade riding a unicorn while ballerinas sang love songs.
Brandon MullDrake. He liked dangerous pies." "Why did he join you?" "Who would eat pie that could take over your life? Why risk it?" "Focus. Why did he join you?" "Say no to death pies. Another good motto. I'm getting a headache." p. 432
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