Boys, welcome to the wonderful world of talking to women about their feelings. As a handy primer, here are a few things you should know: 1) Women have feelings. 2) You will spend the next seventy years or so trying to guess what they're feeling and why. 3) You will be wrong most of the time. 4) I like French Fries.

The best liars are those who tell the truth most of the time.

If you give up what you want most for what you think you should want more, you'll end up miserable.

You'll never learn how to do your endings until you FINISH your endings.

That isn’t greatness. That’s just foolishness.

This is going to take a while. I'm a fantasy author. We have trouble with the concept of brevity.

Wherever it may be, whoever may hold it. That's who I am.