Can you feel it? Something just changed. I believe thatโs the sound the world makes when it pisses itself.
Brandon SandersonThey are presented attractively for the same reason that kittens are cute - so that they can draw you in, then pounce on you for the kill. Seriously. Stay away from kittens.
Brandon SandersonHer aunt Sol had once told Shai to smile at the worst insults and snap at the minor ones. That way, no man would know your heart.
Brandon SandersonWhat would you think if I told you that I wasnโt an Allomancer?โ Sazed asked. โIโd think that you were lying,โ Vin said. โHave you known me to lie before?โ โThe best liars are those who tell the truth most of the time.
Brandon SandersonPersonally, I like it much better when someone else does the decision making. That way you have legitimate grounds to whine and complain. I tend to find both whining and complaining quite interesting and amusing, though sometimes--unfortunately--it's hard to choose which one of the two I want to do. Sigh. LIfe can be so tough sometimes.
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