Words are where most change begins.

When men fought, they connected. You became brothers as you traded blows.

I like words. And I always learn a few new ones when Father gets angry. I shouldn't neglect my education, now should I?

People can do great things. However, there are somethings they just can't do. I, for instance, have not been able to transform myself into a Popsicle, despite years of effort. I could, however, make myself insane, if I wished. (Though if I achieved the second, I might be able to make myself think I'd achieved the first....) Anyway, if there's a lesson to be learned, it's this: great success often depends on being able to distinguish between the impossible and the improbable. Or, in easier terms, distinguishing between Popsicles and insanity. Any questions?

Getting cut off from the knights' magic rock also required a period of exile from their giant glass mushroom. (Those of you in the Hushlands, I dare you to work that last sentence into a conversation. "By the way, Sally, did you know that getting cut from the knight's magic rock also requires a period of exile from their giant glass mushroom?")

If we must put our head into the lion’s mouth, let us make certain that he chokes upon our flesh!

Unknowing ignorance is preferable to informed stupidity.