Women? Women are like...thunderstorms. They're beautiful to look at, and sometimes they're nice to listen to-but most of the time they're just plain inconvenient.

The problem with being clever, Serene thought with a sigh, is that everyone assumes you're always planning something.

Mocking a woman is like drinking too much wine. It may be fun for a short time, but the hangover is hell.

Though most expect young men to be fools, I've noticed that just a little bit of age can make a man far more foolish than he was as a child.

That hat looks ridiculous.” “Fortunately, I can change hats,” Wayne said, “while you, sir, are stuck with that face.

What is it we value? Innovation. Originality. Novelty. But most importantly...timeliness. I fear you may be too late, my confused, unfortunate, friend.

Hmmmm Light makes shadow. Truth makes lies. Hmmmm.