Men protect things they find important," Galladon said with a shrug. "If you object, you shouldn't have made yourself so irreplaceable.Kolo?" -Brandon Sanderson (Elantris)

Not all librarians are evil cultists. Some librarians are instead vengeful undead who want to suck your soul.

But you can't kill me, Lord Tyrant. I represent that one thing you've never been able to kill, no matter how hard you try. I am hope.

Every man is a hero of his own story.

It's actually a rather romantic and dramatic story --- one I would eagerly tell you, except for the fact that I recently forgot it, based on it being far too long and having not enough decapitations.

I'm convinced that responsibility is some kind of psychological disease.

...A man can only stumble for so long before he either falls or stands up straight.