The best liars are those who tell the truth most of the time.

You're a very difficult person to manipulate, you know." "Nonsense," he said. "You just have to promise me that I won't have to do a thing, and then I'll do anything you want." "Anything?" "Anything that doesn't require doing anything." "That's nothing, then." "Is it?" "Yes." "Well, that's something.

You are inexperienced. So was I, once. So is every man. The measure of a person is not how much they have lived. . . It's in how they make us of what life has shown them.

The best performances, are those that can be performed once.

The entire point of life is to find ways to get others to do your work for you. Don’t you know anything about basic economics?

A man was defined not by his flaws, but by how he overcame them.

The motivations of men. They never make sense. And they always make sense.