My dear, did you just try to prove the existence of God with your cleavage?

So, when people try to give you some book with a shiny round award on the cover, be kind and gracious, but tell them you don't read "fantasy," because you prefer stories that are real. Then come back here and continue your research on the cult of evil Librarians who secretly rule the world.

...somehow the old philosophers could make even the most salacious topics seem boring.

Eternity ended ten years ago.

Katar," Raoden called. Yes, My Lord?" Do you know what it is? The secret, I mean?" Kahar smiled. "I havent't been hungry in days, my lord. It is the most amazing feeling in the world-I don't evern notice the pain anymore." Raoden nodded, and Kahar left. The man had come looking for a magical solution to his woes, but he had found an answer much more simple. Pain lost its power when other things became more importan. Kahar didn't need a potion or an Aon to save him-he just needed something to do.

Honestly, for an evil god of darkness, he certainly can be dull.

Now, I had been frightened on several different occasions in my life. The most frightening of these involved an elevator and a mime.