It's like a banana farm for guns!

Remember, despite the fact that this book is being sold as a 'fantasy' novel, you must take all of the things it says extremely seriously, as they are quite important, are in no way silly, and always make sense. Rutabaga.

We were like deaf people trying to dance to a beat we couldn't hear, long after the music actually stopped.

The Shaod, it was called. The Transformation... When it came, the fortuante person's life ended and began anew; he would discard his old, mundane existence and move to Elantris. Elantris, where he could live in bliss, rule in wisdom, and be worshiped for eternity. Eternity ended ten years ago.

Yes, Bastille. I keep trying to get killed because it's inconvenient for you.

It is very important to be reading as well as writing. A doctor is not going to ignore new surgery practices.

But you can't kill me, Lord Tyrant. I represent that one thing you've never been able to kill, no matter how hard you try. I am hope.