You're a sword not a palm tree

What did it mean to be called “lord”? I’ll assume you’ve never had the honor, since I doubt any of you happen to be British royalty. (And, if by chance you are, then let me say, “Hello, Your Majesty! Welcome to my stupid book. Can I borrow some cash?”)

A man was defined not by his flaws, but by how he overcame them.

There are no endings, and never will be endings, to the turning of the Wheel of Time. But it was an ending.

Mocking a woman is like drinking too much wine. It may be fun for a short time, but the hangover is hell.

The entire point of life is to find ways to get others to do your work for you. Don’t you know anything about basic economics?

Wayne's a little attached to that hat," Waxillium said. "He thinks it's lucky." Wayne: "It is lucky. I ain't never died while wearing that hat." Marasi frowned. "I ... I'm not sure I know how to respond." Wax: "That's a common reaction to Wayne.