All the world does as it is supposed to, except for humans. Maybe that's why you so often want to kill each other.

You are nothing if not exhaustive in your self-congratulatory made-up logic.

Better to be the failure who nobly strived than the success who never really had to.

Being polite to a person is not a sign of respect for them. It is merely a sign of a good upbringing and a balanced nature.

Oh my lovely princess,"Raoden whispered. "You probably mean well, but handing these people food is the worst thing you could do to them." -Brandon Sanderson(Elantris)

War is far worse. At least where politics is going on, there are usually nice hors d’oeuvres.

...somehow the old philosophers could make even the most salacious topics seem boring.