Hey, man, I toss a stick for a living. Gotta spice up that deal, y'know. Gotta stand out.

I can look up in the air and see where the wind is gonna change direction.

Even Spartacus needs a coach.

When you put a camera in front of me, I'm home.

Dude, I throw a stick. Come on. I get paid a pretty good salary to throw a stick.

I can take more pain than anyone.

I could always throw stuff, starting with tantrums.