What if Shakespeare had had a test audience for Romeo and Juliet or Hamlet?

The other day, when my 4-year-old saw a flowering tree and said, "Daddy, it's raining petals," that was poetry that just melted my heart into a mushy, yummy Fudgsicle.

Maybe my caveman ancestors invented the wheel or something. I'm not sure.

I wish I could have 25,000 years of my personal family history documented in a very powerful computer or a CD-ROM that I could just pop in and my computer would never crash

Careers go in cycles. I've plateau-ed. I've been at the bottom of the ocean... You win some, you lose some.

George of the Jungle is a cartoon. He's a guy who swings around on a vine all day. Are you not buying that?

I wanted to have the opportunity to travel to Vietnam and Sydney, and have the chance to work there.