You have to take your job seriously, but you can't take yourself seriously.
When Clemson players rub that rock and run down the hill, it's the most exciting 25 seconds in college football.
Nothing dissects a man in public quite like golf.
Right now, hail to the Michigan State Spartans.
I'd play every day if I could. It's cheaper than a shrink and there are no telephones on my golf cart.
Folks, I've had the best seat in the house. Thanks for sharing it, I'll see you down the road.