Pierre [from Dude, Where's My Car?] could be the best thing I've ever done. When you distill it down to a minute and a half of work, that may be my finest effort.

I think we're all fans, and I understand the whole world of fandom, because I am a fan.

When I go to the old folks' home, I'm gonna be sitting in a rocking chair, telling everybody how I worked with Jack [Lemmon] and Walter [Matthau].

I think it's the business part of the word show business that causes me the most concern.

I try not to make plans. Because, even the best laid plans etc. etc.

Can't argue with Gene Roddenberry. He was a pretty brilliant guy.

Actually, I had a really nice part in that movie [Ladies And Gentlemen, The Fabulous Stains]. I mean, I have, like, one second in the final-cut version, where I say "You're fired" to Diane Lane. That's about all you see of me.