I don't like hockey. I'm just good at it.

I'm not done yet making people miserable. If they're going to make me miserable, then I'm going to make them miserable.

You know what? I did! I impressed myself just making it.

Baseball has all the money.

I see myself playing as long as I am partially enjoying the game and partially successful and they are paying me. But honestly, two more years is about all I can take.

Anything that's signed by me on EBay is a forgery and not authentic.

You can't get big in hockey. You need to be pliable... they've even taken fighting out of the game, so there's no more of those big huge guys who just fight.