You know what? I did! I impressed myself just making it.

Anything that's signed by me on EBay is a forgery and not authentic.

I bet you there's a lot of guys who dream of having a girl that fine.

I'm not dumb enough to be a goalie.

How's the game changed in my 15 years in the league? Well, we used to be called hard-working players. Now we're overpaid crybabies.

My teeth have never been touched. Why did I tell you that? Knock on wood. I've got a few scars over the eyes, a couple on the chin, a few on the beak and one across the cheek. But my luck is running out.

You know what? I did! I impressed myself just making it.