I’m a hypochondriac. Before I go all the way, I send the girl to the doctor and check them for everything. My doctor has a test to tell if you’re going to catch something in the future even.

I used to date Olivia Munn... But when she was 'Lisa,' that was the problem. She wasn't Asian back then.

I'm not going to turn down an Oscar, but I'm not strategizing for one.

Less money sometimes allows you to be more creative.

Rehearsal? What’s that? Rehearsal’s for fags. Rehearsal. Not much.

You can't show a four-hour movie in a theater, really.

I'm definitely not a nerd.