There are only three forms of high art: the symphony, the illustrated children's book and the board game.

After ten years of toiling away in Hollywood, I realized that there's no better place for new ideas than comics.

I start with something that makes me angry or confused, and then I write about it. It's a form of self-help.

We're always looking roughly 30 years behind us. In the '80s they were obsessed with the '50s and so on.

Every issue, the characters and I duke it out. They usually win.

I'm the one who started spreading that particular factoid, about Bendis, Azz and me all being bald Brian's from Cleveland, just to get my name mentioned in the same sentence as two much-better writers, and it's worked like a goddamn charm. Next up, I'm going to grow a big, disgusting beard, just so people will start talking about Alan Moore and me in the same breath.

But nothing warps time quite like childhood