There are only three forms of high art: the symphony, the illustrated children's book and the board game.

I'm the one who started spreading that particular factoid, about Bendis, Azz and me all being bald Brian's from Cleveland, just to get my name mentioned in the same sentence as two much-better writers, and it's worked like a goddamn charm. Next up, I'm going to grow a big, disgusting beard, just so people will start talking about Alan Moore and me in the same breath.

I don't start a story until I know where it's going to end.

That was the appealing thing about comics: There literally is no budget in comics. You're only limited by your imagination.

Sure, this will probably end up being another in a long line of emotionally crippling misadventures...but let's try to have some fun along the way.

Just go out there and get your heart broken in, so it'll be ready when you really need it.

Well, I always talk about how I used to work at an insane asylum and stuff, which is true, but to be honest, I just make crap up more than anything else.