Reef aquariums are definitely the pinnacle of the hobby.

Comics brought me to the dance. It'll always be my first loyalty.

I'm really happiest living life 22 pages at a time and putting things in little boxes on pages.

There are a lot of differing opinions on that. Some people think you should change out more, but I think changing just 20 percent is less stressful on the aquarium and fish. Once you get used to the regimen, it's pretty easy.

I've never had any interest in retelling stories from my youth.

Some people are haunted by their pasts, but not my family. I mean, how can you be haunted by something that never really dies?

Well, I always talk about how I used to work at an insane asylum and stuff, which is true, but to be honest, I just make crap up more than anything else.