I'm the one who started spreading that particular factoid, about Bendis, Azz and me all being bald Brian's from Cleveland, just to get my name mentioned in the same sentence as two much-better writers, and it's worked like a goddamn charm. Next up, I'm going to grow a big, disgusting beard, just so people will start talking about Alan Moore and me in the same breath.

Once upon a time, each of us was somebody's kid. Everyone had a father, even if he never provided anything more than his seed. Everyone had a mother, even if she had to leave us on a stranger's doorstep. No matter how we're eventually raised, all of our stories begin the exact same way. They all end the same, too.

That was the appealing thing about comics: There literally is no budget in comics. You're only limited by your imagination.

Each collected edition of Paper Girls that we put out will largely be set in an entirely different era.

My mom once told me that a good relationship isn't where the other person makes you feel better, but where they make *you* better.

But nothing warps time quite like childhood

Reef aquariums are definitely the pinnacle of the hobby.