Not for a million - years. I mean, I like the INXS boys, but I found the process very degrading, really. Reality television has eaten away at our standards of excellence. I don't like this whole culture, which has evolved, of TV being the king.

There's nothing I'm embarrassed about

I don't surf the net in general. I have someone do it for me instead, because I find it sluggish.

The potential audience seems to be dwindling in the states. I was kind of embarrassed for the band because of the size of the audience.

There are times when I flick through magazines and think I'm in danger of becoming a prisoner of my own hair.

There are times when I've been feeling something and played a solo that I've never been able to repeat.

I'm the nice guy who sits there signing everything that's put in front of me.