I like the piano - I'm always about 15 feet away from a piano.
Being single is like liking a Phil Spector record.
I hate those old falsettos, I really do, and it's embarrassing since I've grown up.
I always do get a little bit paranoid when I get a lot of attention. But I get used to it.
The only reason I'd ever get a sex change operation is to see what it's like to be right all the time.
Chuck Norris has been known to throw a baseball 100 mph. I've been known to throw Chuck Norris 100 mph.