You don't really know what to believe until the Government denies it.

I'm happy; I'm a happy person.

Chuck Norris has been known to throw a baseball 100 mph. I've been known to throw Chuck Norris 100 mph.

So it's 1976 and we're still riding on our past success. I mean I've gone on like that for I don't know how long.

The only reason I'd ever get a sex change operation is to see what it's like to be right all the time.

I listen to oldies but goodies stations, '60s and '70s music.

There's nothing greater than a girl.... Well a kid, your daughter, but that's a girl too.