It's easier to eat nothing than to eat something.

I order everything in. I won't save anything until later. I won't have anything to eat today that I might eat tomorrow because I don't trust myself with it at night. I'd be sleepwalking. I could never leave a pint of Haagen Dazs ice cream in the fridge.

I've never been a pizza eater. I don't like to hold it and fold it and always burn the roof of my mouth. I hate having greasy fingers.

I watch news from the minute I wake up till 11. Then I switch to Charlie Rose. Fox News all the way.

I'm a real conservative. I never became a hippie, or a groupie. I never wore flowers in my hair.

TV has gotten so boring that the only thing I watch is the news.

I've never had food in my fridge. All I have in my fridge is one shelf of Canada Dry ginger ale, Diet Cokes on the next shelf, and ZeroWater on the next shelf. That is it.