It's easier to eat nothing than to eat something.

It's easier to eat nothing than to eat something.

I'm a real conservative. I never became a hippie, or a groupie. I never wore flowers in my hair.

I didn't invent the word "selfie," but I took tons of Polaroids of myself.

I just think the Kardashians are just so cheap!

The terrible thing about sunlight is it shows the dirt.

I watch news from the minute I wake up till 11. Then I switch to Charlie Rose. Fox News all the way.