I didn't invent the word "selfie," but I took tons of Polaroids of myself.

I watch news from the minute I wake up till 11. Then I switch to Charlie Rose. Fox News all the way.

I'm a real conservative. I never became a hippie, or a groupie. I never wore flowers in my hair.

It's easier to eat nothing than to eat something.

I didn't invent the word "selfie," but I took tons of Polaroids of myself.

I've never had food in my fridge. All I have in my fridge is one shelf of Canada Dry ginger ale, Diet Cokes on the next shelf, and ZeroWater on the next shelf. That is it.

You go to a restaurant with a friend for lunch and the next table, two people are sitting opposite each other. They don't talk! All they do is look at the screens of their cell phones and show it to the person that they're with. And when people do that to me, they want me to look at pictures on their cell phone? I can't even look at little things like that. I think it is all crazy.