I choose to be a happy person. I choose not to be a bitter person
Onstage I'm the happiest person in the world.
I used to be a cool chick but I'm not anymore.
As pissed as a fart in a vacuum cleaner.
I don't understand the whole dating thing. I know right off the bat if I'm interested in someone, and I don't want them to waste their money on me and take me out to eat if I know I'm not interested in that person.
I find it so funny that people find me so interesting.