Lady Gaga will dominate the charts next year. She let me listen to a couple of new songs, she is a legend.

I just want to say that um, I'm just really, really shocked at like how nice our world is because it's just so nice. Like oh my God! Like, the other day, like I was sitting there and I saw these magazines and they said I was pregnant, and like, it's so true. Like America, believe everything you read. Because, like, you're smart and I'm stupid. Like for real. Come on y'all.

Onstage I'm the happiest person in the world.

I can't go anywhere without someone judging me.

I’m famous, but I’m not famous like freaking Brad Pitt or Jennifer Aniston.

The best thing about being cheated on is I get to go on more first dates.

I'm gonna start off somewhere small like London or England.