I notice that if there are some times I've been stressed, because I'm human and stress about things, that affects your kids. So you have to make sure you're a happy mom so they can be happy.

Where the hell is Australia anyway?

I know not everyone will like me, but this is who I am so if you don't like it, tough!

I wish my hair was thicker, and I wish my feet were prettier. My toes are really ugly. I wish my ears were smaller. And my nose could be smaller too.

England is one of my favorite places. The fans are just so crazy.

As pissed as a fart in a vacuum cleaner.

I have no sugar. I don’t eat fruit or even fruit juice because of the sugar. I eat chicken and salmon and rice.