I am planning my one woman show. It will be a showcase of my life. It starts at the beginning and ends where I am today. It will have every single inch of my life - as much as you can get into an hour. I will be touring everywhere.

I was so beautiful but I didn't realise it for years. I saw pictures of myself and even I was stunned.

I had a husband who, I'm convinced, was an undiagnosed manic depressive. He didn't treat me as if I had a brain - I was just this beautiful little doll he could show off.

Back then I was called Dumbo because of my ears. I was called Fatty, too. It was hurtful so I became like the class clown. I became the one who was kicked around.

I dieted all the time in the Sixties, but we had no idea what dieting meant - we thought it meant not eating anything.

I would teach U.K. parents how to stop their children throwing litter. London is a beautiful city but its streets are disgusting.

I say I don't sleep with married men, but what I mean is that I don't sleep with happily married men.