I only go to mass when somebody asks me, but when I get in trouble I call for a priest.

I get a wild hair up my nose and I want to go.

I'm what you call a deathbed Catholic.

It's hard to explain why I like Europe so much.

I’ve made upwards of a million bucks in the cops and robbers business.

When people tell you they saw your last picture - well, the way they say it sounds like they hope it was.

I collect antiques. Why? Because they're beautiful.