I only go to mass when somebody asks me, but when I get in trouble I call for a priest.

It's hard to explain why I like Europe so much.

I'm what you call a deathbed Catholic.

I get a wild hair up my nose and I want to go.

When people tell you they saw your last picture - well, the way they say it sounds like they hope it was.

I've made my peace with myself.

I want to make someone walk straight, but I've left my sons nothing but wars.