Any time a writer thinks he has all the answers to how someone should talk or react or end a scene, it's a spontaneity-killer.

When life gives you lemons, throw them at the zombies.

If you ain't got socks, you ain't got much. But if you got 'em, you might as well pull 'em up. It's a statement of self-sufficiency. We should all be more self-governed.

If you don't have any money and you want to make a horror movie, take a six-inch wide brush for house painting and dip that in a bucket of blood, and then just flick your wrist. You'll get this great speckled splash of blood, and it will cost you nothing.

I see parody as another form of comedy. If you are making a comedy, there are a lot of different ways to do it. I'm not necessarily always aware of my quote-unquote persona when doing things like that. It's more, "What does the character need at the time?" I'm certainly drawn to certain types of material, there's no doubt about that.

We make our own problems every time. Everything that we complain about is something we can solve.

Sometimes you fail your chemistry test and other times it's explosive.