If you ain't got socks, you ain't got much. But if you got 'em, you might as well pull 'em up. It's a statement of self-sufficiency. We should all be more self-governed.

If I had all the money in the world, I'd still make movies. But I'd want them to pay me in donuts.

You have to take the horror seriously but there's gags aplenty. Most people, when they do horror it's just grim.

I'm not interested in making a $60-million studio film with a bunch of 24-year-olds telling me what to do.

There are MAYBE 30 years worth of ideas out there... watch for the feature version of ER in about 25 years... Hollywood has become hopelessly chained to the bottom line.

All men think they're fascinating. In my case, it's justified.

I'll do more than the average actor, but I'm smart enough to know why stunt guys exist.