Once you look past the hype, actors are nothing more than fugitives from reality who specialize in contradiction: we are both children and hardened adults—wide-eyed pupils and jaded working stiffs.

You could have a bunch of good actors but they can't keep a relationship to save their lives. Everyone thinks it's so glamorous that Ben Affleck is sleeping with all these different chicks. It's only because he can't keep a single relationship because he's working all the time.

My father was in the ad business, and he wanted to be a painter.

When life gives you lemons, throw them at the zombies.

You can't get a movie made without a script; it's the blueprint to your building.

Everybody's got brain matter in their hair, and somehow that makes it a very happy workplace.

Digital blood is not effective.