I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, for openers, here's a pair of cuties, here's my darling dealing beauties.

No one - apart from my agent, perhaps - should leave one of my shows in tears.

Although I'm predominantly known for game-shows, I do prefer to be known as a performer.

There are enough tears in any child's life; we certainly don't need to add to them in the name of entertainment.

I hate Mondays - I hate that feeling you've got to get yourself up.

I hate the term 'arm candy.' But, look, a woman's figure is a beautiful thing, and if she has shapely legs, then she should show them off, because men love to see that. Not just heterosexual men - gay men like to see a woman in her beauty and the shape of her.

Goodness, that Simon Cowell is a sensitive soul.