I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, for openers, here's a pair of cuties, here's my darling dealing beauties.

My biggest regret is that my mother didn't see me walk on to that London Palladium stage, being the star she always wanted me to be. But I always say that when she reached Heaven, she had a word with a few agents.

I hate the term 'arm candy.' But, look, a woman's figure is a beautiful thing, and if she has shapely legs, then she should show them off, because men love to see that. Not just heterosexual men - gay men like to see a woman in her beauty and the shape of her.

I can tell by the way somebody walks if they can dance or not. Just by the rhythm.

There are enough tears in any child's life; we certainly don't need to add to them in the name of entertainment.

It could still be a good night if you play your cards right.

People think I rush around all day long like a raving lunatic. I'm much more relaxed than that.