You get addicted to emotions. Our endorphins kick in and it's like a high. On the low end you might love roller coasters. On the high end you might be a bank robber or something.

What's great about comedy, obviously, is that you set up a situation that people assume one thing and then you break the assumption. That's basically the backbone to comedy. You set up a situation, let people make an assumption, and then you break the assumption.

If you work hard, you have a better chance of producing something that you're proud of. If you don't, you won't. It's really simple.

This self-congratulatory notion Americans have that their country is Number One is borne of ignorance and bad manners.

I learned long ago to focus on things you can control and don't even pay attention to things you don't.

I think it's not a question of why, more a question of why not.

I do force myself to sleep with myself to get the job. But that's always a disappointment.