The U.S. Open is the only place in America where you can't trade in your Mercedes-Benz for a hamburger.

Whether they're glad or mortified to have said whatever, Paul Fein wasn't going to let such good quotes get away from us.

The U.S. Open is the only place in America where you can't trade in your Mercedes-Benz for a hamburger.

Strangely, although they may seem worlds apart, boxing and tennis have a certain kinship. Two individuals head-to-head, probing for weakness and attacking it. Footwork, timing and stamina are essential. Just you and your opponent until one of you is beaten. There's no brain damage in tennis - although sometimes I wonder.