I'm ready to kill something. I'll probably only get as far as my brain cells, but I am going to kill them.

If we were created in God’s image, then when God was a child he smushed fire ants with his fingertips and avoided tough questions.

If I didn't have so much of this life all wrong I would have gotten it right by now.

Hearts don't break, y'all. They bruise and get better.

I am standing like shoe polish on an overstocked shelf hoping that one day someone will pick me to make things better.

The best songs are the ones about Georgia, even though I've never been there. It's the only place I still believe in Jesus.

I choose to politely ask myself to step aside if I am in my own way. If I do not get out of my way, I choose to call a friend who will have me removed.