We both spend our money on things that break too easily like… people.
If we were created in God’s image, then when God was a child he smushed fire ants with his fingertips and avoided tough questions.
The best songs are the ones about Georgia, even though I've never been there. It's the only place I still believe in Jesus.
If we really do get what we give then I give up, so I can get up.
We can stick anything into the fog and make it look like a ghost.
Everybody knows that smiling is for little girls, the gays and certain kinds of fish who are smiling by accident.