If we were created in God’s image, then when God was a child he smushed fire ants with his fingertips and avoided tough questions.

Make love to me like you know I am better than the worst thing I ever did.

Stop congregating in the valley just because an echo sounds good when it agrees with itself.

We were never tragedies. We were emergencies. You go ahead, call 9-1-1. Tell them I'm havin' a fantastic time.

Hearts don't break, y'all. They bruise and get better.

How honest is it that we drink until we are dehydrated?

But I still show up for gentleman practice in the company of lead dancers, hoping their grace will get stuck in my shoes.