As long as you are curious, you defeat age.

Alcoholics are mostly disappointed men.

Can anything be more Un-American than the Un-American committee?

I'm-going-to-tilt-my-head-at-a-perpendicular-angle-and-then-attempt-to-extract-your-soul-through-your-mouth-like-some-giant-alien-sucker-fish

My brother never had me to dinner in his life.

I feel that I am a good actor.

I have turned down a lot of garbage lately.