Alcoholics are mostly disappointed men.

I did something wrong - once.

I judge a restaurant by the bread & the coffee.

I've always wanted to get an education, and tonight's as good a time as any

I'm-going-to-tilt-my-head-at-a-perpendicular-angle-and-then-attempt-to-extract-your-soul-through-your-mouth-like-some-giant-alien-sucker-fish

Can anything be more Un-American than the Un-American committee?

Sell yourself first, if you want to sell anything.