They say pantomime's a lost art. It's never been a lost art and never will be, because it's too natural to do.

Silence is of the gods; only monkeys chatter.

A comedian does funny things. A good comedian does things funny.

What really got my goat at MGM were comedians like The Marx Brothers who never wrote their own jokes.

If one more person tells me this is just like old times, I swear I'll jump out the window.

Like everyone else, I like to be with a happy crowd.

I don't feel qualified to talk about my work.