Charlie Chaplin and I would have a friendly contest: Who could do the feature film with the least subtitles?

Charlie Chaplin and I would have a friendly contest: Who could do the feature film with the least subtitles?

If one more person tells me this is just like old times, I swear I'll jump out the window.

All my life I have been happiest when the folks watching me said to each other, `Look at the poor dope, wilya?

No man can be a genius in slapshoes and a flat hat.

And if there is sweeter music this side of heaven I haven't heard it.

Tragedy is a close-up; comedy, a long shot.