All my life I have been happiest when the folks watching me said to each other, `Look at the poor dope, wilya?
Like everyone else, I like to be with a happy crowd.
I was mad at the time, or I would never have done the thing.
Tragedy is a close-up; comedy, a long shot.
And if there is sweeter music this side of heaven I haven't heard it.
Charlie Chaplin and I would have a friendly contest: Who could do the feature film with the least subtitles?