I know so many people who actually just watch television on their computers now and don't even really watch their TV anymore.

It's ludicrous that my friends in California aren't able to legally get married. It's a civil rights issue. In 20 years we're going to look back at tapes of these antigay people saying ridiculous things on the news and it's going to sound as antiquated as the newsreels of horrible racists from the '50s.

I would never be on a reality show.

I'm actually incapable of lying. I'm like a parody of a person who can't lie.

I'm so happy for anyone who chooses to get married! I want more people to join the club.

I only became a celebrity because I had a kid. Before I was pregnant nobody cared. I joke to my agent that having a baby made my career.

It's weird people think my kids will be in therapy because of their names. Guys, my kids will be therapy for LOTS of reasons, I'm sure.