I would never be on a reality show.

It's weird people think my kids will be in therapy because of their names. Guys, my kids will be therapy for LOTS of reasons, I'm sure.

Sometimes that happens when people don't really know how long they're going to have to stretch their story out for.

For me, coming to work and laughing is so much more preferable than coming to work and having to cry over a corpse or something. That's a drag.

My mother accidentally gave me food poisoning. She fed me baby carrots for a snack before Christmas dinner - but they had expired in June! I threw up for the next 24 hours.

The good thing about being pregnant is that I don't have to worry about sucking it in or dieting!

I certainly did plays in high school and community theater, and I want to get back on the stage.