I would never be on a reality show.

I'm actually incapable of lying. I'm like a parody of a person who can't lie.

Nobody wants to see a bejeweled pregnant lady from top to bottom.

As an actor, it's always fun when you're able to feel like there's freedom to explore things and try out jokes and be funny.

My mother accidentally gave me food poisoning. She fed me baby carrots for a snack before Christmas dinner - but they had expired in June! I threw up for the next 24 hours.

I only became a celebrity because I had a kid. Before I was pregnant nobody cared. I joke to my agent that having a baby made my career.

I'm in the middle of my own 'Project Runway' challenge given to me by my daughter's preschool. All the parents have to make an outfit for their kids, for school pictures, made entirely out of recycled objects. I can not believe I have homework.