Meet the future; the future mode of transportation for this weary Western world. Now I'm not gonna make a lot of extravagant claims for this little machine. Sure, it'll change your whole life for the better, but that's all.

If E.F. Harriman paid me what he's paying those guys to stop me from robbing him, I'd stop robbing him.

Small price to pay for beauty.

Kid - the next time I say, 'Let's go someplace like Bolivia,' let's go someplace like Bolivia.

Meet the future; the future mode of transportation for this weary Western world. Now I'm not gonna make a lot of extravagant claims for this little machine. Sure, it'll change your whole life for the better, but that's all.

I'm not crazy, I'm just colorful.