There is a kind of happiness and wonder that makes you serious. It is too good to waste on jokes.

That thing is Freedom: the gift whereby ye most resemble your Maker and are yourselves part of eternal reality.

A moderated religion is as good for us as no religion at all—and more amusing.

In the science, Evolution is a theory about changes; in the myth it is a fact about improvements.

Without the aid of trained emotions the intellect is powerless against the animal organism.

Shut your mouth; open your eyes and ears.

No people find each other more absurd than lovers